I LOL at myself as I write this post. It’s going to be a really quick and unedited one. Here goes…
I am seriously considering a destination wedding, maybe I’ll be getting married in The Bahamas. This is my proposed list of attendees:
- My fiancé
- My dad
- My mom
- First brother
- Second Brother
- Third Brother
- Fourth Brother
- Fiancé’s six or max 8 guests consisting of IMMEDIATE family members
- One Chief bridesmaid and one Best man (no entourage)
- The officiating Pastor
We will now come back and have an intimate reception with just 50 REAL friends and family at a lovely venue in Lagos. If you are a family member or friend and you have to remind me that I was this short when we last saw, you are NOT invited. It is a wedding not a reunion!
No husband YET o but when I looked at a wedding planner’s excel spreadsheet and all, I lolled! Hahaha. Even if I had so much money, I would just jejely use it to buy a house/put money down on mortgage, invest in property, set up a fund for my kids’ education at Cambridge and Harvard or do something else. 3 million for a cake?!!!! Cake that is not even nice , lol (I hate fruit cakes) It’s all just funny to me.
I guess when I get to that bridge, I shall cross it.
For now, all I do is LOL!!!
Lord help us all.